Matt Levine, Columnist

Investors Will Buy Anything Now

Also bank buybacks, Treasury futures and ETF voting.

A model of corporate finance that I like and find helpful goes like this:

I have phrased it as simply and stupidly as possible to make it sound inevitable and obvious, but of course it isn’t; this is by no means the only model of corporate finance. The main alternative is the same through step 4, then branches off in step 5: