Everyone needs a little advice now and then. That's where Dos Marcos comes in.

Ask us anything. Just don't expect an obvious answer. We're parachuting into the jungle dressed like cowboys and hunting for unicorns.

This is our advice column and it's bound to get weird.  

You know that uncle of yours whose "seen a few things in his time." That's us. Ask anything.

Are you launching a new mattress marketing campaign and need feedback? We've got your back. Naming your first born son? No problem. Trying to break the world record for most sprinkles on an ice cream cone? We know a guy.

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Also, be sure to listen to our show where we'll be answering your questions on-air. Don't worry, names will be changed to protect the innocent (and guilty).